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I recently found myself alone in New York City and what the hell is a pussy hound like myself going to do, stuck in a hotel with no photo ops to chase down? It's not like there are any beaches where I could go to see some nip slips during beach volleyball and only the losers are sitting in their rooms wanking to the half-scrambled porno. My buddy Chester suggested that if I had money burning a hole in my pocket, I should call this New York escort he's used in the past, some chick named Destiny. Well, it's either call her, or go looking for the original Ray's pizza. Pizza is good, but I hadn't had any action in a few days and Destiny called. Correction: I called Destiny.

What a frickin' mistake that was. You know that I like a good set of boobs, but Destiny had these little wee titties. And she showed up two hours late, then had the balls to demand that I pay her cab fare. Did I mention balls? Well, Destiny didn't exactly have them, but it turns out that she used to. I like to get a little freaky now and then, but this was a little too much for me. Once I figured out the score (and it didn't take very long- I am an expert on the female form), I had Destiny out the door and into another cab. Last time I listen to Chester when it comes to New York escorts.

With a worsening situation- I'm now alone in NYC, stuck in my hotel room, three hundred dollars poorer and developing blue balls- I did what I should have done in the first place. Fired up my laptop, hit 2HotnSexy.com and looked up their take on New York erotic massage. This site tracks all the info I care about, so I was able to find a nice looking place that wasn't too far from my hotel and offered rates that suited my now significantly bruised budget. An hour later and I was feeling much better, but still in the mood to ogle some naked ladies. Preferably live naked ladies, not on the TV or the Internet. I was done with New York independent escorts and I wanted to see lots of girls and dancing. Bouncing! Back to my room and back onto 2HotnSexy.com for a search of NYC's finest strip clubs.

It was a lovely finish to my evening. I think I ended up at a place called Scores but I could be wrong. Don't listen to me though, I might Chester you. Log on to 2HotnSexy.com and check out the club listings for important info like photos, dress code, cover charges and prices for table dances, so you'll know what to expect when you get there.

Just do me a favor and don't hire some escort New York sight unseen. You've been warned.